Fight Thread II

[ForAllTheCows]

The new fight thread. You counter the first poster's attack, and attack someone else.

This time, no being gay.

I throw a pillow full of crap at the first poster.

[Generic Alias]

I counter by being gay. The next poster is then eaten by me.

[Obamafan]

Jesus, you just had to go an make it all ho-mo-sexual!

I counter with my unmatchable straightness and incredible manly leg hair.

The next poster hides in a rhinocerous nest because they're too afraid of my manliness.

[therecycler]

I tame the rhinoceroses and force them to attack the next poster with laser beamz.

[Admin]

i absorb the lazers and FIRE TEH LAZER at hte next poster

[Admin]

The member 'AdMiN' has done the following action : Dices roll

#1 'MyDice' : 5

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#2 'MyDice' : 5

[Obamafan]

Uh, well since you fired them at yourself there is no need to counter.

But I hit the next poster with a CHALLENGE! Spell Rhinocerous correctly without help

[squarerootofonion]

i counter with my incredible ability to be a super genius!!!
rhinoceros...
i hit the next poster with a large, spiked club. the spikes are acid-tipped, and will cut through your armor. ha.

[bunnyslayer]

I counter by putting the next poster in front of me.

then I throw multiple basketballs at your face until you pass out.

[Generic Alias]

I counter by putting the next poster in front of me.

then I throw multiple basketballs at your face until you pass out.

Just ignore this post when you want to post in this topic for it's actual purpose, but I'm wondering how the HP bar got there.

[bunnyslayer]

You know, im not quite sure myself.

[Obamafan]

I know righ...?

Its not like we're actually fighting here Josh, we're all friends here... almost.

By the way, I'm not sure he spelled Rhino correctly...

[bunnyslayer]

neither am I.

But we should get back on topic.

I put rhe next poster into space and they die of suffocation.

[Obamafan]

I mutate to survive the harshness of outer space, then I snipe the next poster from space.

[bunnyslayer]

I make the Earth spin at light speed making it impossible to hit me.

Then I pour 80 gallons of acid rain on the next poster.

[Obamafan]

That concept is so freaking dumb that I see no reason to counter it.

I shoot the next poster in the head with a gun thats loaded.

[bunnyslayer]

I counter by distracting your aim with targets and you miss.

Then I beat the next poster with a bat until they're dead.

[Obamafan]

I distract your aim with targets and you miss!

Doesn't feel good does it?

I shoot the next poster a dirty look...

[ForAllTheCows]

I hide under the covers.

I prevent the next poster from being fricking stupid, causing them to not be gay.

[Obamafan]

Dude, how can you hide under covers? We're not in bed together or anything right?

I smite mine enemy with a large and blunt object of great weight. Perhaps a piece of fruit, or a belaying pin...

[bunnyslayer]

I counter by being pounded into the ground.

then i sacrifice myself to the food god

and he kicks the next poster in every fiber of their body.

[Obamafan]

Ahhh, but you see, thats why I hit you on the HEAD. Which makes me invincible.

My genitalia fell off!

Fix'd.

[ForAllTheCows]

I catch them in a bag and give them to you so you may have them reattached.

I am incredibly nice to the next poster, causing them to doubt their sanity and running into an invincible truck.

[Obamafan]

I DID NOT SAY THAT! You changed my post to use it to your own very gay devices...

[Obamafan]

I make the next poster die.

They are dead now, no talking to them.

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